BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – HOPALONG CASSIDY
March 13, 2016
Loon: Today for the 3 question interview the lords of the 4th dimension have provided me with the ghost of Hopalong Cassidy, who I am told was a famous cowboy star. Mr. Cassidy, the first thing I notice is your unusual name. What do you know, if anything, about the origins of your name, Cassidy?
Hoppy’s ghost: It’s Irish from the Gaelic for ‘curly-haired’.
Loon: Fascinating. Did you ever feed your horse ice cream?
Hoppy’s ghost: Topper never ate ice cream.
Loon: Who’s Topper?
Hoppy’s ghost: My horse.
Loon: That’s all for the 3 question interview. Sorry I didn’t get to ask whether or not you ever dated Ethel Merman. Maybe next time. So long.
Hoppy’s ghost leaps on Topper’s ghost and gallops through the ceiling.
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