SANDWICH RECIPE
To prepare this sandwich you will need the following:
4 prunes
2 whole salamanders
pinch of salt
croissant
Halve the croissant lengthwise and set aside. Arrange the prunes to your satisfaction on any flat surface. Ignore the salamanders until further notice. The pinch of salt should be worried into a small pile, then forgotten. Retrieve the bottom half of the croissant and bring it into the field of play. Pat prunes into place, making a row of them along the croissant. Pay attention to the salamanders now. Take them in hand and pass them lightly over the prunes. Subsequent to this, open the screen door and release the salamanders into the wild. Return to your work area and forcefully press the halves of the croissant together. Serve with tap water, a paperback novel, and a stern warning.
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