CONFUSION
After asking his teacher for a hall pass, she gave him a Khyber Pass instead. Thoroughly confused, Dolph Pankett roamed South America for a decade before discovering his true calling. His true calling tended bar in an unreachable saloon on the Atacama Desert. Brenda Furth was his true calling’s name. She gave him 3 ounces of coal and sent him on his way. More than thoroughly confused, he vowed to set up a proper retirement account if the full moon would allow it. The full moon acquiesced, and Dolph Pankett died in luxurious splendor. Coming back to life to make certain his shoes had been properly polished, Dolph was sidetracked by the California Zephyr and placed on display in a dollhouse built near the Hoover Dam. He spent the rest of his lives and several deaths wandering in confusion from room to room. Then he had pancakes. Or were they?
