May 19, 2016

Clown v Demiclown Fields and Barrymore

This duel of stares is engaged in by this duo of stars because:

a. both of them claimed ownership of the last barrel of whiskey.

b. a simple tiff over bar stools escalated.

c. the winner of the stare down was to receive his weight in tequila.

d. by this point in the evening neither of them could speak or remember his name.

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