BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – SIR ISAAC NEWTON
Loon: We are most fortunate today to have for the 3 Question Interview one Sir Isaac Newton, a man who, among many other things too numerous to be burdened with, invented gravity. Sir Isaac, would you mind awfully if I called you Ike?
Sir Isaac’s ghost: I care not what you call me with the single exception of late for tea.
Loon: Huh? Oh, I get it. Would you say it’s better to think in the morning or in the afternoon?
Sir Isaac’s ghost: Thinking is best done after tea. I find this statement to be the greatest truth I have ever known.
Loon: And finally, Ike, what is your favorite gait in a horse?
Sir Isaac’s ghost: Gate in a horse, you say? Oh, I see, gait, not gate. My egregious, not yours. I do find a nice canter to be most satisfying, although a really splendid gallop is not without its charms.
Loon: That’s all for today. Good-bye and be sure to return next week when the Lords of the 4th Dimension will gift us with another celebrity ghost to undergo the 3 Question Interview.
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