August 21, 2016
Loon: Today we welcome for the 3 Question Interview the ghost of Benny Goodman, a bandleader from the days of yore. Mr. Goodman, is the french horn named after France? Goodman’s ghost: Don’t jive me, daddy. Next question. Loon: Yes, sir. Did wearing glasses help you as a musician? Goodman’s ghost: You’re a strange cat, […]
August 20, 2016
fleet biscuits a dry remedy for charms lost and bitterness found on the muscled plain of no return to a dilapidated harmony faltering fleet biscuits
August 19, 2016
Once in a while Gloria would place her hairpiece on the turntable and give it a spin to hear Ethel Waters singing the blues.
August 18, 2016
Gloria produced this hairdo by: a. melting an Ethel Waters record to pliable and shaping it lovingly to fit her skull. b. shaping a thin layer of tar and laminating it. c. melting wax over her head and painting it with ink. d. dousing her hair in water, combing it, then pressing it down with […]
August 17, 2016
george plimpton met jean shrimpton going to the fair said george to jean ‘have you seen a man with a grizzly bear?’ said jean to george, ‘he’s at the forge with the blacksmith’s flunky.’ said george to jean, ‘peachy keen. then all is dory hunky. now i must be off to the water trough where […]
August 16, 2016
Priscilla Raines opened the door to infinity and stepped through. It wasn’t even close to as serene as she’d imagined it would be. For starters, the plank walkway heading out onto the jetty was roughly hewn, crisscrossed with mismatched nails and rusted bolts and the occasional neon spike. The sea itself gave no comfort, gray […]
August 15, 2016
window man approaching window to have a look outside crazed thespian finding a dagger advancing army of cockroaches door landlady about to knock on door and demand overdue rent payment landlady’s arch enemy preparing to leap
August 14, 2016
Loon: What a treat we have today. The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us for the 3 Question Interview the one and only Casper, the Friendly Ghost. Tell me, Casper, who were you before you were a friendly ghost? Casper: Tee hee hee. Loon: Oh, my. Don’t be shy. Are you really […]
August 13, 2016
-Yis don’t want to be called And And exclamation mark And, do yis? Jimmy asked. from The Commitments. Proper funny, yeh know.
August 12, 2016
Nova’s karjalanpiirakka won the Helsinki Bake Off three years running in the early 1950s.
