BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ARTURO TOSCANINI
August 7, 2016
Loon: I’m particularly thrilled to present today’s guest for the 3 Question Interview, one Arturo Toscanini, who was, I am informed by the Lords of the 4th Dimension, one of the greatest conductors of all time. Welcome, Mr. Toscanini. Tell me, did you ever get bored riding around on those trains all the time?
Toscanini’s ghost: Trains are good. I like trains. Trains.
Loon: Did you have a favorite train or passenger?
Toscanini’s ghost: Passenger? Train? No.
Loon: One final question. What is your favorite food?
Toscanini’s ghost: Pasta. Scusami, I go now. (Toscanini’s ghost conducts itself through the wall.)
Loon (beaming): There you have it. Join me again next week when another celebrity ghost will be here to undergo the 3 Question Interview.
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