BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – CASPER
Loon: What a treat we have today. The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us for the 3 Question Interview the one and only Casper, the Friendly Ghost. Tell me, Casper, who were you before you were a friendly ghost?
Casper: Tee hee hee.
Loon: Oh, my. Don’t be shy. Are you really that shy?
Casper: Tee hee hee.
Loon: I’ll turn around so you don’t have to look at me. (turns) There. Now, is there something, anything at all, you’d like to tell the millions of people out there listening?
Casper: Tee hee hee. (whooshes away blushing)
Loon: Well … (turns around) Oh, you’re gone. So … there you have it! Tune in next week when another celebrity ghost undergoes a 3 Question grilling. (produces Necco wafers from a pocket and wanders off snacking thoughtfully)
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