BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – BENNY GOODMAN
August 21, 2016
Loon: Today we welcome for the 3 Question Interview the ghost of Benny Goodman, a bandleader from the days of yore. Mr. Goodman, is the french horn named after France?
Goodman’s ghost: Don’t jive me, daddy. Next question.
Loon: Yes, sir. Did wearing glasses help you as a musician?
Goodman’s ghost: You’re a strange cat, my man. Let’s move on. I got a gig to get to.
Loon: Did you secretly hate the clarinet?
Goodman’s ghost: (freezes loon in place with a death ray stare before lilting off through the wall)
