September 25, 2016

1 box carpet tacks

2 violins

8 gallons of churned paste

2 buckets of gravel

Throw the churned paste into an empty wine vat. Toss in gravel, tacks and violins. Using a gondolier’s pole, mix thoroughly. Hide yourself in the coal bin. Use ventriloquism to throw your voice and announce that dinner is ready. Mentally prepare for the beating you are sure to suffer from the angry giants roaring displeasure at discovering tacks and violins in their gravel paste.

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