BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JEAN-PAUL SARTRE
October 2, 2016
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to send to us for today’s 3 Question Interview a French writer and philosopher named John Paul Sart. If I may call you John, John, are you related in any way at all to an American sea person named John Paul Jones?
Sartre’s ghost: No.
Loon: I see. Given that, do you like to swim?
Sartre’s ghost: To swim is to be nothing or something.
Loon: Oh. How do you like being dead?
Sartre’s ghost: To be dead is to be alive. To be alive is to be dead.
Loon: Thank you for clearing that up and being our guest on The 3 Question Interview.
(Sartre’s ghost swims off into nothingness. The Loon remains in place, grinning.)
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