BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – FRANK MORGAN
Loon: Today our guest on the 3 Question Interview is the ghost of Frank Morgan, who I am informed played the Wizard in the movie, The Wizard of Oz. Mr. Morgan, did you have a favorite scene in that movie?
Morgan’s ghost: What? Ah, yes. Favorite scene? Now let me think. I do believe … Yes, yes, I did have a favorite scene.
Loon: Well, what was it?
Morgan’s ghost: What was it, you ask? What was it? I should know this. It’s on the tip of my tongue, but I can’t shake it loose. I forget.
Loon: Oh, well, never mind. When you were in black and white before the cyclone, how did you get ready to meet Dorothy?
Morgan’s ghost: Dorothy? Ah, Dorothy. Who’s Dorothy?
(Loon wanders off. Morgan’s ghost ascends through ceiling, hoisted in his basket by a balloon.)
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