BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – WILLIAM BRADFORD
November 20, 2016
Loon: For the special Thanksgiving edition of the 3 Question Interview, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought one of the hosts of the 1st Thanksgiving at Plymouth Plantation, a Mr. William Bradford. Tell me, Mr. Bradford, was Miles Standish short?
Bradford’s ghost: He was a short person.
Loon: I thought so. Did Squanto eat more than his share of squash at the celebration.
Bradford’s ghost: No, he did not. He showed us how to plant corn and where to take fish.
Loon: And finally, did you eat a lot of buffaloes?
Bradford’s ghost: By the grace of His providence, I admit to ignorance on the subject.
Loon: Thank you and good-bye.
(Bradford’s ghost nods, vanishes.)
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