November 27, 2016

Loon: Welcome to the 3 Question Interview. Today the Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us a former president of the United States, Mr. Woodrow N. Willman. Mr. President, how do you keep those little nose pincher specs from falling off?

Wilson’s ghost: I tilt my head back slightly, and my name is Wilson, not Willman.

Loon: Oh, sorry. Second question. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

Wilson’s ghost: I think I would have liked Phish Food, had I lived to taste it. It looks to be scrumptious.

Loon: I like vanilla. Finally, if you could be anything made out of wood, what would you be?

Wilson’s ghost: A roll top desk.

Loon (beaming): Thank you, Mr. President. And all of you out there listening, please remember to join me again next week when I grill another celebrity ghost in the 3 Question Interview. Until then, drive safely, and don’t take any wooden nickels.

(Wilson’s ghost leaves, cartwheeling)

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