BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – WILLIAM BRADFORD

November 20, 2016

Loon: For the special Thanksgiving edition of the 3 Question Interview, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought one of the hosts of the 1st Thanksgiving at Plymouth Plantation, a Mr. William Bradford. Tell me, Mr. Bradford, was Miles Standish short? Bradford’s ghost: He was a short person. Loon: I thought so. Did Squanto […]

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A CRANBERRY HUED CHILL

November 19, 2016
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THE CATHERINE COOKSON KWIZ ANSWER

November 18, 2016

9 out of 10 doctors say that eventually you would be unable to lift your arm to complete shaking your stick at all of Cookson’s books.

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THE CATHERINE COOKSON KWIZ

November 17, 2016

This is Catherine Cookson, prolific novelist. She wrote more books than: a. you could shake a stick at if you happen to be the sort of person who wanders about shaking sticks at books. b. she could remember. In fact, having forgotten earlier works, she often wrote them again later. c. Stan Laurel and Oliver […]

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THE OLD MILLER

November 16, 2016

Once upon a time an old miller crafted new paddle staves to replace the many worn out staves of his waterwheel. Sacks of oats ready to be milled lined the walls of the long shed where he worked. After many hours of labor he decided to take a nap. He arranged three oat sacks to […]

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A SENTENCE BY DOUGLAS ADAMS

November 15, 2016

Arthur got Fenny a tomato juice, and himself a pint of yellow water with gas in it. – from So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish

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RAYMOND CHANDLER’S HEAD

November 14, 2016
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raymond chandler’s head was often found in bed but only when he slept and never when he wept while gnashing of his teeth raymond ate a bar of heath sitting on the lawn raymond drank ’til dawn a shaky quivering husk he drank then until dusk staggering to and fro he dreamed up Phil Marlowe

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THE TRIANGLE

November 13, 2016

Perkins Jellycomb tallied the last of the bananas, removed his smock, waved to Harlow, and left the warehouse. Harlow, in reaction to Jellycomb’s farewell salute, deactivated her station, removed her smock, sprinted from the warehouse onto the dock, flicked her eyes left and right, centered her soul, and flung herself into the water. The following […]

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YES NO

November 12, 2016

Cool Hand Luke? Yes Cool Hand Mortimer? No Duke of Earl? Yes Duke of Certified Public Accounting? No Cool Papa Bell? Yes Cool Papa Ooo Mau Mau? No

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LIMERICK

November 11, 2016

The board certified gnat conferred with a studious rat. First they hemmed. Then they hawed. For hours they jawed observed by a modified cat.

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