BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – EDGAR ALLAN POE
January 8, 2017
Loon: I’m especially looking forward to this episode of The 3 Question Interview because our celebrity ghost today is someone I have actually heard of, Professor Edgar Allan Poe. Your honor, can you tell us about any experiences you might have had on any random train journey?
Poe’s ghost: No.
Loon: In that case, where did you get those shoes?
Poe’s ghost: From a dear friend just before and after he passed away.
Loon: It seems your vest is blood soaked. Is it?
Poe’s ghost: Yes.
Loon: Well, have to be going now. Bye.
(Loon exits rapidly. Poe walks off slowly, head bowed, frowning, as if in mourning.)
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