BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – LOUISE BROOKS
Loon: For today’s 3 Question Interview, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have supplied us with a movie actress from long ago, Louise Brooks. Tell us, Ms. Brooks, what was 1925 like?
Brooks’ ghost: Pretty much the same as 1926.
Loon: And if I may be so bold, what was a typical breakfast for you back then?
Brooks’ ghost: Lunch.
Loon: And finally, is the afterlife all you’d hoped for?
Brooks’ ghost: It’s okay except for the surfeit of tinsel.
Loon: That’s all for today. Join me again next week when another celebrity ghost will undergo the 3 Question Interview.
(Loon exits room. Brooks’ ghost shimmies.)
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