BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ELIZABETH CADY STANTON
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us today for the 3 Question Interview a very famous woman I personally have never head of, Elizabeth Cady Stanton. Welcome, E.C., if I may be so bold. Your dress suggests to me the somebody alive in the 17th, 18th, or 19th century. Am I mistaken?
Stanton’s ghost: No, you are not. I did inhabit most of the 19th century and a tiny sliver of the 20th.
Loon: Ah, good. I know a little something about the 19th century, for instance, the shoes. Were your shoes comfortable?
Stanton’s ghost: My good fellow, allow me to state forcefully that footwear never impeded my perambulatory progress.
Loon: Huh? Well, let me ask one final question. Wasn’t having all those horses around then a nuisance?
Stanton’s ghost: A nuisance? Not in the least.
Loon: Thank you, famous 19th century lady. And to all of you out there, a heartfelt ta ta until next time.
(Loon exits. Stanton’s ghost steps into her ghostly Bugatti and roars off through the wall.)
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