BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – KAY FRANCIS
Loon: I’m very excited to welcome to the 3 Question Interview today the very attractive ghost of a motion picture actress from the 1930s I’ve never heard of, Kay Francis. Tell me, Kay Francis, do you prefer your fried eggs with the yolks broken or unbroken?
Francis’ ghost: Bwoken.
Loon: What sort of gravy do you like on your biscuits?
Francis’ ghost: Bwown gwavy.
Loon: Final question. Were you ever worried if your car was parked on a hill, say, that the emergency brake would fail and the car would roll down and swerve up onto the curb and crash through the window of a malt shop?
Francis’ ghost: No.
Loon: Funny. I worry about that all the time. Nevertheless, thanks for sharing with us all about how it was to be a movie star in the 1930s.
(Loon bows and leaves the room. Kay Francis, a vision in her elegant gown, turns to float away.)
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