BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JUMBO
Loon: In quite an astonishing turn of events, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have delivered to us today for the 3 Question Interview a famous elephant, Jumbo. And not only that, they have assured me that ghost elephants are able to speak. With this in mind, I greet you, Jumbo, with the following question. Did the post office deliver your fan mail in sacks or barrels?
Jumbo’s ghost: Barrels? Are you kidding? What’s wrong with you? I got plenty of mail in sacks, of course.
Loon: Okay. Second question. Did you ever have an omelet?
Jumbo’s ghost: Did I what? Look, pal, if I stomped on your foot, it wouldn’t be a pleasant experience for you. For me? I won’t lie. It would be a pleasure.
Loon: Final question. Did you go skiing even once? (Loon flees room)
Jumbo’s ghost (in hot pursuit): Why, I oughta …’
