BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – NEIL ARMSTRONG
March 19, 2017
Loon: We are entirely honored to welcome for the 3 Question Interview the first man to set foot on the moon, Neil Armstrong. Welcome, Your Grace, and would you tell us how much a gallon of gas cost in 1958 or so?
Armstrong’s ghost: Oh, probably around 20 cents.
Loon: Amazing. And can it possibly be true that Hostess Cupcakes cost a nickel?
Armstrong’s ghost: For when I was a young boy in the ’40s that certainly sounds about right. Might even have been 3 cents. Can’t recall for sure. That was quite a long time ago.
Loon: And finally, did you ever go kayaking in the Arctic?
Armstrong’s ghost: No. That’s one thing I never did get a chance to do.
Loon: Thank you and good-bye. (salutes)
(Armstrong returns salute before marching away)
