BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ANDREW CARNEGIE
April 2, 2017
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have delivered to us for the 3 Question Interview the ghost of Andrew Carnegie, who I am informed was a famous philo…philanos…phanth…do-gooder. Mr. Carnegie, when you began throwing away all your money, did you first buy enough new clothes to last you for a while?
Carnegie’s ghost: Aye. Ma tweeds were the finest.
Loon: Did you ever have to pay a fine on an overdue book?
Carnegie’s ghost: That I did, laddie. Twice.
Loon: What was your favorite meal?
Carnegie’s ghost: Haggis with mustard and a wee dram o’ whiskey.
Loon: Thank you.
(Loon curtsies. Ghost bows.)
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