BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – RONALD REAGAN
Loon: I am pleased to welcome to the 3 Question Interview the ghost of Ronald Reagan, who I am told had something to do with both movies and politics. Ronald, did you favor using a tie tack or a tie clip?
Reagan’s ghost: Well, I did favor a clip given to me by my good friend Walt Disney. It was a tasteful representation of Pluto, the dog.
Loon: Fascinating. Did you wear silk socks?
Reagan’s ghost: Well, good old American cotton socks were good enough for me.
Loon: And finally, what is your favorite tree?
Reagan’s ghost: Well, I do like a particular oak tree on my ranch. We often pause in its shade to rest our horses.
Loon: Thank you, Ronald Reagan.
Reagan’s ghost: Well, it’s been an honor and a pleasure.
(Loon accidentally falls over. Reagan flies off on the ghost of an armadillo.)
