BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – TRIGGER
April 16, 2017
Loon: We have a special treat this week on the 3 Question Interview. The Lords of the 4th Dimension have delivered to us Trigger, Roy Rogers’ horse. Since all ghosts have the power of speech, horse or whatnot, I’ll begin with this question. Do you like to talk, Trigger?
Trigger’s ghost: Neigh.
Loon: Why not?
Trigger’s ghost: I find it demeaning. If one can’t convey one’s meaning through pantomime, one might as well eat oats instead.
Loon: And finally, did you have a favorite saddle?
Trigger’s ghost: Neigh.
(Loon grins like an idiot. Trigger’s ghost canters off, mugging with unbridled passion.
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