BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JAMES DEAN
May 21, 2017
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to bring one James Dean to undergo today’s 3 Question Interview. I am informed that Mr. Dean acted in some motion pictures. Tell me, Mr. Dean, when did you have time to invent those yummy sausages while acting so much?
Dean’s ghost (Cocks head to the left. Half smiles): Are you for real, mister?
Loon: I think so. Did you like your eggs scrambled or over easy?
Dean’s ghost (Rolls eyes skyward): Eggs are unborn chickens.
Loon: I know. What was your favorite day of the week?
Dean’s ghost (Touches brim of hat. Turns away): I’ll be going now. Take care. (Ambles off)
Loon , rictus grinning, statue standing, eyes rapidly blinking, continues to be alive.
