BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON
Loon: I would like to welcome to today’s 3 Question Interview the ghost of someone the Lords of the 4th Dimension have informed me wrote Treasure Island, Robert Louis Stevenson. So, Mr. Stevenson, which came first, the book or the movie?
Stevenson’s ghost: Don’t be daft, laddie. Movies didna exist when I was living.
Loon: Ah, interesting. Were you a pirate?
Stevenson’s ghost: Ha har, ye be a mite too inquisitive to my way of thinkin’, sir. I keeps me powder dry, I does.
Loon: And finally, if you could be any flavor of ice cream, which flavor would you be?
Stevenson’s ghost: Any flavor save haggis, if haggis ice cream exists.
Loon: Thank you for your insights. Good-bye.
(Loon enters the nose cone of a missile. Stevenson’s ghost puddles, freezes, fractures, dissipates.)
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