BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – GENTLEMAN JIM CORBETT
June 18, 2017
Loon: Today’s celebrity ghost supplied to us for the 3 Question Interview, one Gentleman Jim Corbett, looks like a boxer. Were you a boxer, Gentleman?
Corbett’s ghost: I was a pugilist of some note.
Loon: Well, I’m sure pugiling was important, too. Did you ever meet the Queen of England, or better yet, dance with her?
Corbett’s ghost: I never had that pleasure.
Loon: Finally, if you could be a napkin, would you … be a napkin?
Corbett’s ghost: In some sense, I suppose you could say that I was a human napkin, wiping up the floor with many an unfortunate foe.
Loon (beaming): Thank you so much.
Corbett’s ghost (bowing): An honor.
(Loon fumbles with his cravat. Corbett’s ghost shadow boxes away.)
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