BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – DOCTOR JOHN HARVEY KELLOGG
July 2, 2017
Loon: Today’s guest on the 3 Question Interview is the ghost of Doctor John Harvey Kellogg. The Lords of the 4th Dimension tell me he likes cereal. Doctor, why are you standing on your head?
Kellogg’s ghost: It makes my blood happy.
Loon: Are you going to stand on your head for the entire interview?
Kellogg’s ghost: Yes.
Loon: Will you continue standing on your head even after the interview is over?
Kellogg’s ghost: Yes.
Loon: Thank you for your insights. Good-bye.
(Kellogg’s ghost makes no comment, remains standing on his head. Loon eventually wanders away to the kitchen and finishes eating his bowl of Quaker oats.)
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