BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – THOMAS JEFFERSON.
July 23, 2017
Loon: It is with incumbent joy that I accept delivery from the Lords of the 4th Dimension for the 3 Question Interview one Thomas L. Jefferson, 2nd president of the Continental Congress’s Untied States of America. Mr. Jefferson, a lot of books have been written about you. Do you agree?
Jefferson’s ghost: Yes.
Loon: Did you really write the Gettysburg Address on the back of an envelope?
Jefferson’s ghost: I did not write the Gettysburg Address.
Loon: Interesting. Do you know who did?
Jefferson’s ghost: Without doubt.
Loon: Excellent. That’s all for this week’s 3 Question Interview. Thank you and good-bye.
Jefferson’s ghost: Farewell.
(Loon and Jefferson’s ghost exit room simultaneously, Loon through the door, Jefferson’s ghost through the wall.)
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