CONFERENCE BEFORE CONFRONTATION

August 21, 2017

A murder of crows gathers to discuss strategy for the upcoming volleyball match pitting them against an embezzlement of pigeons.

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – STEPHEN FOSTER

August 20, 2017

Loon: Welcome to The Three Question Interview With Celebrity Ghosts. Today’s guest ghost delivered to us by the Lords of the 4th Dimension is Stephen Foster, a gentleman I am told who wrote songs. Mr. Foster, would you be a fishing net if there were no other choices? Foster’s ghost: I don’t understand. Loon: Interesting […]

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A SENTENCE BY MIKHAEL BULGAKHOF

August 19, 2017

Night began covering the forests and meadows with its black kerchief. – from The Master and Margarita

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THE FATHER KNOWS BEST KWIZ ANSWER

August 18, 2017

Some of the morrow’s joys being contemplated are frankly sinister.

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THE FATHER KNOWS BEST KWIZ

August 17, 2017

Each member of the Anderson family gathered around Dad is: a. planning to kill Robert Young. b. sick and tired of all the phony crap. c. inwardly chanting, ‘Paycheck, paycheck, paycheck.’ d. wondering what joys the morrow will bring.

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FLOWER BREAK

August 16, 2017
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BOOK CARPETS

August 15, 2017
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ARTHUR PECKHAM

August 14, 2017

Here is an excerpt from a strange unpublished novel explaining why that fellow is Arthur Peckham and not a certain other guy. The Concept A pair of monologues and one page of definitions. That’s all. The first monologue is 45000 words long, the second a less horrific 4000. If you find yourself able to vault […]

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KEN

August 13, 2017

ken salutes his face in the mirror the bruises are healed all that remains is the tang of bitterness

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THE ALFALFA KWIZ ANSWER

August 12, 2017

Oh, no! Not the bagpipes!

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