CONFERENCE BEFORE CONFRONTATION
A murder of crows gathers to discuss strategy for the upcoming volleyball match pitting them against an embezzlement of pigeons.
A murder of crows gathers to discuss strategy for the upcoming volleyball match pitting them against an embezzlement of pigeons.
Loon: Welcome to The Three Question Interview With Celebrity Ghosts. Today’s guest ghost delivered to us by the Lords of the 4th Dimension is Stephen Foster, a gentleman I am told who wrote songs. Mr. Foster, would you be a fishing net if there were no other choices? Foster’s ghost: I don’t understand. Loon: Interesting […]
Night began covering the forests and meadows with its black kerchief. – from The Master and Margarita
Some of the morrow’s joys being contemplated are frankly sinister.
Each member of the Anderson family gathered around Dad is: a. planning to kill Robert Young. b. sick and tired of all the phony crap. c. inwardly chanting, ‘Paycheck, paycheck, paycheck.’ d. wondering what joys the morrow will bring.
Here is an excerpt from a strange unpublished novel explaining why that fellow is Arthur Peckham and not a certain other guy. The Concept A pair of monologues and one page of definitions. That’s all. The first monologue is 45000 words long, the second a less horrific 4000. If you find yourself able to vault […]
ken salutes his face in the mirror the bruises are healed all that remains is the tang of bitterness
Oh, no! Not the bagpipes!