BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – STEPHEN FOSTER
August 20, 2017
Loon: Welcome to The Three Question Interview With Celebrity Ghosts. Today’s guest ghost delivered to us by the Lords of the 4th Dimension is Stephen Foster, a gentleman I am told who wrote songs. Mr. Foster, would you be a fishing net if there were no other choices?
Foster’s ghost: I don’t understand.
Loon: Interesting and revealing. Congratulations. Second question. If existence is not possible without butter, how much or how little would you pay for a cow?
Foster’s ghost (glances around nervously): Are you selling a cow?
Loon: Me? Of course not. Finally, how many pinheads does it take to surround an angel?
Foster’s ghost departs swiftly.
Loon (shrugs): A shy sort of fellow.
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