THE ALFALFA KWIZ

August 11, 2017

Alfalfa has just noticed: a. doom impending. b. doom beckoning with gnarled forefinger. c. doom foxtrotting with Ginger Rogers. d. doom preparing to play the bagpipes.

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SHAPESHIFTER

August 10, 2017
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While the glittering whirl and sash of the Grand Inaugural Ball was at its frenzied peak, deep down dark behind a cobwebbed wooden door in the castle’s long forgotten underdungeon, the shapeshifter worked her magic guided by the glowing time chart’s moving fingers. The night of glory was at hand. Sparks flew. Bright was the […]

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REALITY AND THE DREAM

August 8, 2017

Reality: GREED compassion The dream: COMPASSION greed

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TO BE OR TO BE ANOTHER THING

August 7, 2017

After the 5th divorce, he began to wonder if something might be wrong with him. Looking in the mirror, he noticed that his head was a clubbed featureless stump. That might be it, he decided. However, in spite of his appearance and his less than stellar relationship history, he was seeing a new woman. She […]

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LOON DIARY ENTRY FOR AUGUST 6TH

August 6, 2017

The moles invaded this morning. Held them at bay with high pitched shriek, pan bashing, etc.

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THE MODESTO OBSTINACY

August 5, 2017

Once upon a time in Modesto a young girl refused to eat any strawberries whatsoever for the entire month of August. Authorities summoned from Hollister were baffled. Experts from Delano refused to get involved. When the young girl’s parents pleaded with her one final time on August 31st, the young girl  placed her half eaten […]

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THE OZZIE AND HARRIET KWIZ ANSWER

August 4, 2017

To be fair, as caves go, it was a luxury cave.

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THE OZZIE AND HARRIET KWIZ

August 3, 2017
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Ozzie, Harriet, Dave and Rick: a. were aliens from a galaxy far, far away. b. often played miniature golf on their yacht in the heart of Soviet Russia. c. spent most of their down time in a cave. d. each possessed a mansion the others weren’t allowed to visit.

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SUNSET – RABE MEADOW – LAKE TAHOE

August 2, 2017
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WEATHERING HEIGHTS

August 1, 2017

A young girl quests to overcome severe vertigo in this stunning debut novel by Amelia Brunte.

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