BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – CHESTER ARTHUR
Loon: In a presidential mood, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have sent the spirit of someone they reassure me was, at some undetermined time, the president of the United States. First things first, I’m a little confused. Sir, is your name Chester Arthur or Arthur Chester?
Arthur’s ghost: I forget. It doesn’t matter when you think about the cosmos, does it?
Loon: Uh, I guess not. Anyway, did you ever wear a cape?
Arthur’s ghost: Perhaps, perhaps not. It’s of no consequence in the general vastness.
Loon: Finally, to get more specific, funny habit did you have?
Arthur’s ghost: Forever is a blink. Remember that.
(Ghost shakes frosty claw of a finger in loon’s face, disappears. Loon blinks rapidly for several minutes, faints.)
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