BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – BUFFALO BILL
September 17, 2017
Loon: My guest today for the 3 Question Interview is the ghost of Buffalo Bill. Mr. Bill, were you acquainted with many buffaloes?
Buffalo Bill’s ghost: Yes, sir, I surely was.
Loon: I’m not surprised because of your name. And were any of the buffaloes you met able to talk?
Buffalo Bill’s ghost: Not so as you’d notice, particularly when I was through with ’em.
Loon: Ah. Finally, what material is that hat made of?
Buffalo Bill’s ghost: Cured entrails.
(Loon vomits. Buffalo Bill’s ghost roars with laughter.)
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