BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ANDY DEVINE
October 8, 2017
Loon: We have a treat in store for us today on the 3 Question Interview. The lords of the 4th dimension have brought someone they call a sidekick, Andy Devine, as today’s ghost guest. Mr. Devine, as a sidekick, do you kick people in the side or do you yourself get kicked in the side?
Andy Devine’s ghost: Gee willikers, son, I don’t rightly know. Hee hee hee.
Loon: I notice fringe on your sleeves. Does it ever annoy you?
Andy Devine’s ghost: By golly, it has dragged through my soup a time or two. Hee hee hee.
Loon: Were you married?
Andy Devine’s ghost: Aww, shucks. Hee hee hee.
(Andy’s ghost turns inside out and rides off on a camel. Loon faints.)
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