BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – NERO
January 7, 2018
Loon: What a treat the Lords of the 4th Dimension have in store for us today. None other than a return visit from that all-time favorite, the ghost of Nero, Emperor of Rome. Nero, did you ever eat a penguin?
Nero’s ghost: Et tu.
Loon: How did they taste?
Nero’s ghost (belches, feigns vomiting): Blarrrggghhh.
Loon: I’ll make a note of that. Finally, how do you mask the horrible taste of water?
Nero’s ghost: ad hoc.
Loon (on drums): Ba dum dum.
Graham Chapman’s ghost (dressed as British officer): Stop this at once.
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