January 24, 2018

The bold clam, ignoring threats of bi-valve harm, pushed past the guards into the squadron leader’s office. Not about to take no for an answer, it hurled itself at the squadron leader’s neck, causing the surprised officer to swallow his gum. Taking charge, the bold clam ordered the gagging squadron leader to leave the office at once if not sooner. Cowed and strangling, the now pitiful military wretch dove out the door. The bold clam settled on the desk and snarled, “Bring me lunch, and make it snappy!”

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