BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – DEBORAH KERR
January 28, 2018
Loon: Today for the 3 Question Interview we welcome from the great unknown one Deborah Kerr, who I am informed was a motion picture celebrity of some note. First, welcome and may I call you Deb?
Deborah Kerr’s ghost: I prefer Debo, Red, Ginger, or Sam.
Loon: Ginger because of your coloring or because of the spice?
Deborah Kerr’s ghost: Both, actually.
Loon: Ah. And finally, are you left-handed, right-handed, or omnidextrous?
Deborah Kerr’s ghost: It all depends.
Loon: Ah, wise, very wise. Very wise indeed.
(Deborah wanders off arm in arm with the ghost of Oskar Homolka. Loon stands, rubbing his chin.)
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