THE COUPLES THERAPY KWIZ

January 11, 2018

This couple is: a. beyond hope. b. reacting appropriately to the times. c. not sure of how to dress for office success. d. running to win a pair of seats in congress.

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2 WORRISOME MEMOIR TITLES

January 10, 2018

Tenderly, Tenderly, I Stabbed, I Stabbed I Was A Typhoid Carrier Working In An Abattoir

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SNOW PLOW

January 9, 2018

snow plow hide in yesterday the truths of tomorrow broken axle rust on your blade no glimmer of hope for you snow plow

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LEAF NOT GOING QUIETLY

January 8, 2018
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – NERO

January 7, 2018

Loon: What a treat the Lords of the 4th Dimension have in store for us today. None other than a return visit from that all-time favorite, the ghost of Nero, Emperor of Rome. Nero, did you ever eat a penguin? Nero’s ghost: Et tu. Loon: How did they taste? Nero’s ghost (belches, feigns vomiting): Blarrrggghhh. […]

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RAIN AND ROSES

January 6, 2018
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THE RASPUTIN KWIZ ANSWER

January 5, 2018

Surprisingly, Grig was an ardent Jane Austen fan.

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THE RASPUTIN KWIZ

January 4, 2018

While turning the photographer to stone with his gaze, Rasputin has momentarily abandoned reading: a. Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austin. b. A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court by Mark Twain. c. Alice Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll. d. The Sorcerer’s Handbook by Magnus Gift.

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MOMENTARY STRESS RELIEF

January 3, 2018
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ENTRAPPED

January 2, 2018

The last orange pulsing ember of hope strangled to white frozen death. Lifeless crooked sticks marred the smooth blue chill outside the mesh of his cell. The moon gazed with cold indifference. No sneer. No frown. Cold indifference. Metal click and slide of tray. His dinner had arrived. The thick slab of roast beef was […]

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