February 25, 2018

Loon: A person I have never heard of is our celebrity ghost today for the 3 Question Interview. He is a man with the severely odd name of Theodore Geisel. Mr. Geisel, why have I never heard of you?

Ghost of Geisel: You might know me by my pen name, Dr. Seuss.

Loon: Oh, a doctor! No wonder. I have never seen a doctor. Is your specialty something to do with stethoscopes?

Ghost of Geisel: I am not a medical doctor. I am an artist and a proctor. Sorry, I meant to say artist and writer.

Loon: You should make a decision. It is best to stick with one thing. Have you ever been to the top of the Empire State Building?

Ghost of Geisel: Yes. I have a funny story about that.

Loon: We have run out of time. Good-bye.

(Loon runs off to a call of nature, leaving behind a perplexed Geisel.)

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