BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – BENEDICT ARNOLD
March 11, 2018
Loon: For todya’s 3 Question Interview, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to bring us the ghost of Benedict Arnold, eminent traitor. Mr. Arnold, was corn a major part of your diet way back then?
Arnold’s ghost: Yes, sir.
Loon: Could you play the fife?
Arnold’s ghost: Not to my knowledge.
Loon: Did you ever find a really neat hiding place?
Arnold’s ghost: As it turned out, no.
Loon: Thank you for your insights.
(Loon leaves. Arnold steals ornamental platter and hurries away.)
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