BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – WILLIAM S. HART
Loon: One William S. Hart has been delivered to us by the Lords of the 4th Dimension for the 3 Question Interview. Mr. Hart, I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy. Is this true?
Hart’s ghost: It is an understandable misconception. In my long career as a thespian, I did undertake such a role in motion pictures, for which I was gratified to garner much acclaim.
Loon: If you could have been anything in life, what in life would you have wanted to be?
Hart’s ghost: Ballroom dancing always appealed to me. I must say that I cut quite a dashing figure in a tuxedo.
Loon: When writing notes, did you prefer using a pen or a pencil?
Hart’s ghost: Yes.
Loon: Thank you.
Hart’s ghost: Not at all. Thank you.
(Hart and Loon retreat in opposite directions with dignity.)
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