BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – OZZIE NELSON
March 25, 2018
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension for the 3 Question Interview have sent to us with no explanation whatsoever somebody named Ozzie Nelson. Why are you famous, Mr. Nelson?
Nelson’s ghost: Gee, I don’t know.
Loon: You must have some idea. Why should I know you?
Nelson’s ghost: It could be football, my band, or my television show.
Loon: Now we’re getting somewhere. Final question. Did you hate the Three Musketeers candy bar because it lacked the caramel layer of a Milky Way?
Nelson’s ghost: Golly. I kinda liked a Three Musketeers.
Loon: Good-bye. (stalks off enraged for some inscrutable reason)
Nelson’s ghost (agitated): Harriet.
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