BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ELEANOR POWELL
April 1, 2018
Loon: An April 1st treat is in store for us. the Lords of the 4th Dimension have produced the ghost of a famous tap dancer named Eleanor Powell to undergo the 3 Question Interview. Dame Eleanor, what is your favorite color?
Powell’s ghost: I’m not that kind of a dame, and my favorite color is powder blue.
Loon: I see. Have you ever hollowed out a pomegranate?
Powell’s ghost: Are you kidding?
Loon: No. And finally, did you ever dance with a defanged cobra wound around your neck?
Powell’s ghost: Do movie producers count?
Loon: I am not sure what you mean. Nevertheless, good-bye.
(Powell taps a mad retreat. Loon scratches left elbow.)
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