BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – SAMUEL GOMPERS
April 15, 2018
Loon: Today as guest on the 3 Question Interview, we have one Samuel Gompers, some sort of labor leader back in the day. Question 1. Mr. Gompers, did your really funny name ruin your childhood?
Ghost of Gompers: To the contrary. They called me Gorilla Gompers and trembled under my gaze.
Loon: Question 2. Your name rhymes with rompers, though. Isn’t that silly?
Ghost of Gompers: It rhymes with stompers, too. How silly is that? These boots are made for stomping.
Loon: Moving right along. Question 3. Did you own a skiff?
Ghost of Gompers: And a damn fine skiff it was. (Stomps off.)
Loon: Join me next week for another ghostly celebrity interview. (Burrows under the carpet.)
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