BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – FRANCIS THE TALKING MULE
May 20, 2018
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension must think it is funny to send for the 3 Question Interview the ghost of a talking mule named Francis. I’m not insulted. A job is a job. At the end of the day, I get my platter of chick peas and a bed to sleep in. So on with the show. You look more like a horse than a mule. What is the difference between a horse and a mule anyway?
Ghost of Francis (chewing straw or something): …
Loon: Talking mule, yeah, right. Cat got your tongue?
Ghost of Francis (chews): …
Loon: Okay, okay, let’s get this over with. Was there ever a lefthanded hitting catcher who wore glasses?
Ghost of Francis: Yes. Carl Sawatski, for one.
Loon: I quit.
Ghost of Francis: As well you should.
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