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July 31, 2018
Brain judgment filters are not fully installed until one is 23 or thereabouts. In some, installation is never completed.
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SETTLER #dada #flashfiction %$4#(j** was the first pre-hominid space creature to walk on the moon. Among the elite from an alien world to breed with the brighter apes, %$4#(j**, %$ to her friends, rested on the moon before eventually landing on our tasty little planet.
4 of 5 stars to The Russia House by John le Carré goodreads.com/review/show/28…
@MarkHarrisNYC @biscuitkitten This is the PG version.
WARNING Lifelong freeloader with porcine eyes in White House. THAT IS ALL #POTUS
4 DADA CURSES #dada 1. May your front porch be eaten by a burro. 2. May your favorite shoes be filled with nectar. 3. May you grow an extra set of ears and then go deaf. 4. May you fall down and break your nicest shirt.
A NOT EDWARD LEAR'S BIRTHDAY HOMAGE LIMERICK #limerick #edwardlear There was a Young Man of Woonsocket Who kept a live owl in his pocket Whenever it sneezed, he fell to his knees That tipsy Young Man of Woonsocket
peddler sneezed while strolling by a chicken coop, his location was pinpointed and the subsequent bludgeoning he suffered proved fatal. He was still invisible, though. So there’s that.
THE WOLF NOSE CLOAK #fairytale #dada When upon a time once a crone gave to a young peddler an enchanted wolf nose cloak in thanks for removing a thorn from her paw, she explained its power of invisibility, but not the hen allergy curse it cast on its wearer. Therefore, when the
freeloader = a person who uses money, food, a room in a house, etc. given by other people, but who gives nothing to them in exchange = POTUS
sky, leaving behind one seriously agitated goatherd. Moral: Before you count your chickens, make sure they aren’t flying goats.
goatherd, dancing about in a frenzy. “I don’t?” said the goat. “And you can’t talk either!” shrieked the goatherd, tearing at his hair. “Wow, looks like I’m a big fat 0 for 3 then, don’t it?” said the goat. “Thanks for the heads up.” So saying, the goat sailed off into the
THE GOAT AND THE GOATHERD #fable The goat flew to the top of the tallest tree and perched there. “Here now, come down this instant! You can’t fly!” shouted the goatherd, flinging his hat to the ground. “I can’t?” said the goat. “Of course not. You have no wings!” screamed the
4 of 5 stars to Perseus by Richard Matturro goodreads.com/review/show/28…
poppies will make them sleeeeeeep #margarethamilton pic.twitter.com/WCG1vXjYRu
4 of 5 stars to 4 3 2 1 by Paul Auster goodreads.com/review/show/28…
george carlin weighs in on abortion and stuff youtube.com/watch?v=AvF1Q3…
get by with some friendly help from Joe Cocker youtube.com/watch?v=tfLyK2…
ALARMING COMPLIMENT I nibble on the fringes of your joy.
just for the heck of it, why don't we save the planet #extinction pic.twitter.com/4ZNnIvMaUk
LESSER CZARIST TRAGEDIES #dada 1. Alexei pinched his thumb when sheathing his sword in its scabbard, and everyone noticed. 2. On the eve of her Name Day party, Natasha was cross because her maid suddenly died.
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