BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – BOZO THE CLOWN
September 23, 2018
Loon: A garish concoction of clothular oddity in the form of one Bozo The Clown has been delivered to us by the Lords of the 4th Dimension for this week’s 3 question interview of a celebrity ghost. Mr. Clown, are you hidden behind all that paint and wig and fake nose and weird clothes because you were a murderer in disguise?
Bozo’s ghost: Gawrsh, no.
Loon: Are you really ugly with a face deformed by having acid thrown all over it?
Bozo’s ghost: No. I’m in the circus show.
Loon: Finally, do you wear dentures, and if so, uppers, lowers, or both?
Bozo’s ghost: See for yourself. (lunges at loon, fanged mouth wide open)
Loon: Not so fast, Moriarty. (whips sword from cane, adroitly retreats to the safety of the ghost-proof room)
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