BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – WASHINGTON IRVING
October 21, 2018
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit in this spooky autumn season to deliver for the 3 Question Interview the ghost of a writer of spooky things, one Irving Washington.
Ghost of Irving: Pardon me. My name is Washington Irving. It is not Irving Washington.
Loon: Huh? Your first name is Washington?
Irving’s ghost: That is correct.
Loon: And your last name is Irving?
Irving’s ghost: Also true.
Loon: So you’re telling me your name is Washington Irving, not Irving Washington?
Irving’s ghost: I am.
Loon: That makes 3 questions. Thank you for being here.
(Irving throws head at loon. Loon ducks.)
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