ELK SOUP FOR VEGETARIAN WITCHES ON HALLOWEEN
October 23, 2018
Ingredients
no elks
elk substitute (equal parts raisins, bran, hallucinogens and soy)
water
Work elk substitute into a gooey frenzy. Pelt with half the water (1 cup if you are using 2 cups, 1 gallon if you are using 2 gallons). Dump frenzy into the rest of the water. Worry with a mallet until goo audibly sighs. Sip gently. Peel yourself off of the ceiling. Sleep for 3 days. Go trick or treating.
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